The Super Mario Galaxy movie is almost here, and there are tons of new characters joining the cast! Here are 12 of them, prescribed a zodiac sign by yours truly:
ARIES: Birdo
A bold, assertive trailblazer.
TAURUS: Luma
Pragmatic, resigned and a little bit cynical.
GEMINI: Toad
Social butterfly with a secret spicy side.
CANCER: Bowser
Hard outer shell, soft and sensitive inside.
LEO: Donkey Kong
Charismatic center of attention.
VIRGO: Cranky Kong
Resourceful, but set in his ways.
LIBRA: Mario
All about rules and fairness.
SCORPIO: Kamek
Spunky little drag wizard.
SAGITTARIUS: Yoshi
Supportive when available, but hard to pin down.
CAPRICORN: Princess Peach
Devoted leader who also loves accessories.
AQUARIUS: Princess Rosalina
Artsy with a head in the clouds.
PISCES: Luigi
Super in touch with his feelings.